Market Vision

A place where you can come in order to buy good quality, fresh produce. As well, it is a place where you can catch up with friends and have a social morning out in a relaxed, fun environment. The market is a community owned event run by a committee and is based on not-for-profit principles. Therefore, any money raised will eventually find its way back into the community.

Tuesday 22 November 2011

It's coming up to Christmas

Stressing about the fact that Christmas is nearly here?

A good laugh is always helps!


Q. What do you get when you cross mistletoe with a duck?
A, A Christmas Quacker!

Q. What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
A. Tarzipan!

Son "Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?"
Mum "No, you can have ham like everyone else!"

Q. What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A. A list of everything you want!
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